NIGE Motorcycle Club The 99% left behind when the 1%ers ride off.

Vale the mighty Trumpy.It came, it saw, it crashed.We will remember it fondly. The line to lunch was not really this long …. was it?

“Rollcall” Nige commanded as usual. “Lucky” “Present” “Dusty” “Yibbida yibbida” “Very disrespectful Dusty but I see you’re here so I’ll let it slide” Nige said barely disguising his ire whilst glaring over the rims of his two dollar servo spectacles. “Barnaby” “Barnaby” “Barnaby???” “Never mind I can see you old pal” and Nige patted Barnaby, …
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ROLL CALLLucky: ABSENTMoey: ABSENTDD: ABSENTBarnaby: ABSENTScrounger: ABSENT Boris: PRESENTRocky: PRESENTNige: PRESENTDay 1Like zephyrs, the lads gathered. Rocky on a solo run up from Double Bay, Nige battled the Wyong Obstacle Course as usual with his modest flair and bravado whilst Boris just sorta turned up at Broke. Rocky and Nige enjoyed a sedate armchair BMW …
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“Lucky, you and me…” Nige began. ” I ” interrupted Lucky “What?”  “It’s I, Nige. You and I” “Shutup Numbnuts. Where was I? Oh right. Big announcement. You and ME are going to Tasmania with Rocky and Boris on what I’m calling our Tasmanian Domination Tour. Don’t tell me that’s pretentious either ‘cos it’s not” …
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We went for a ride. It was good. Lucky didn’t come. We rode home. It was good, too. It turned out to be a very good ride. Moey and Nige got a bit of drizzle between Broke and Freeman’s Waterhole while, from a few desperate messages, it would appear that the other two splitters had …
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Me and Lucky Philip Leo Mark Witton were riding along and then one of us wasn’t …. riding along like we were doing …. you know, on the road …. riding along and then we stopped …. riding along. The road kept going but we didn’t. Not on the road because we were not riding …
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It was good. We had fun. We rode there and then we rode home again, riding all the way on our motorbikes and having fun.

“ROLL CALL!!!!!!” Shouted Lucky. ” cfff cfff.” “Dry up Numbnuts. We don’t need a roll call.” Nige announced recalling the last unenthusiastic and somewhat aggressive stance from FairyDust. “But how will we know whose here?” replied Lucky. “Look around Numbnuts” Nige scowled. “PRESENT!!” shouted Lucky “That wasn’t a roll call…uhmm call” Nige said beginning to lose …
Continue reading Lucky’s Little Cough August 2022