Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
Keys was determined that we should stop at Jerry’s Plain for fuel and coffee.
Here we are enjoying the steaming mugs of coffee. What’s that you say, you can’t see any steaming mugs of coffee?
Lucky forgot to mention that we did a token lap of the mountain. Here’s DD (King of the Mountain) looking very pleased with himself. Piece of piss this mountain.
3 Stooges up the top. Scrounger wasn’t game to take his helmet off for anyone, he has previously had some nasty experiences on the mountain.
Keys looking for Pledge’s missing AirHawk. He was sure he had it earlier. No, not in that pocket.
DD with his 2 Stroke BMW. Sure it’s a 2 Stroke, have you seen how much oil he puts in that thing? (Ignore the clowns in the background)
The beginning of the end for Lucky, sticking in those earplugs that pipe Celine Dion straight into his brain.
This is how close he actually came to not being in a happy place ….. Lucky by name and …
You would think that they thought I was gunna write nasty things about them eh? Really I was just disproving the urban myth that Weis Bars colour your lips like gay people.
Ah yes elevenzees at Denman. I was hanging for a genuine cappuccino too. Perhaps with a tangy lime torte. The mountain was blisteringly fast on the KLunkeR too. I was listening to Laura Brannigan BTW.
This report raises more questions than it answers.
Why has DD got ’05’ stinker on his bike… a tribute to Brocky or DD has turned into boy racer?
Why was Lucky lucky?
When does Movember end Keys?
And, how good are those Kunkers?