{"id":5389,"date":"2013-01-29T17:26:48","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T07:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/?p=5389"},"modified":"2013-01-29T18:53:28","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T08:53:28","slug":"pppppp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/?p=5389","title":{"rendered":"PPPPPP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>P<\/strong>roper <strong>P<\/strong>rior <strong>P<\/strong>lanning <strong>P<\/strong>revents <strong>P<\/strong>iss <strong>P<\/strong>oor <strong>P<\/strong>erformance<\/p>\n<p>Keys was determined that we should stop at Jerry&#8217;s Plain for fuel and coffee.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Coffee.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5391\" alt=\"Coffee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Coffee-420x315.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Coffee-420x315.jpg 420w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Coffee-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Coffee.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here we are enjoying the steaming mugs of coffee. What&#8217;s that you say, you can&#8217;t see any steaming mugs of coffee?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/05.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5412\" alt=\"05\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/05-420x315.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/05-420x315.jpg 420w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/05.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Lucky forgot to mention that we did a token lap of the mountain. Here&#8217;s DD (King of the Mountain) looking very pleased with himself. Piece of piss this mountain.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Stooges.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5400\" alt=\"Stooges\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Stooges-420x315.jpg\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Stooges-420x315.jpg 420w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Stooges.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3 Stooges up the top. Scrounger wasn&#8217;t game to take his helmet off for anyone, he has previously had some nasty experiences on the mountain.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Airhawk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-5395\" alt=\"Airhawk\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Airhawk.jpg\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Airhawk.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Airhawk-420x315.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Keys looking for Pledge&#8217;s missing AirHawk. He was sure he had it earlier. No, not in that pocket.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Oiler.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5407\" alt=\"Oiler\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Oiler-315x420.jpg\" width=\"315\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Oiler-315x420.jpg 315w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Oiler-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Oiler.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DD with his 2 Stroke BMW. Sure it&#8217;s a 2 Stroke, have you seen how much oil he puts in that thing? (Ignore the clowns in the background)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Earplugs.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-5396\" alt=\"Earplugs\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Earplugs.jpg\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Earplugs.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Earplugs-420x315.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The beginning of the end for Lucky, sticking in those earplugs that pipe Celine Dion straight into his brain.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/ThisClose.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-5401\" alt=\"ThisClose\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/ThisClose.jpg\" width=\"448\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/ThisClose.jpg 640w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/ThisClose-420x315.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is how close he actually came to not being in a happy place &#8230;.. Lucky by name and &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-5398\" alt=\"Serious1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious1.jpg\" width=\"259\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious1.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious1-315x420.jpg 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 259px) 100vw, 259px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-5399\" alt=\"Serious2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious2.jpg\" width=\"269\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious2.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Serious2-315x420.jpg 315w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You would think that they thought I was gunna write nasty things about them eh? Really I was just disproving the urban myth that Weis Bars colour your lips like gay people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance Keys was determined that we should stop at Jerry&#8217;s Plain for fuel and coffee. Here we are enjoying the steaming mugs of coffee. What&#8217;s that you say, you can&#8217;t see any steaming mugs of coffee? Lucky forgot to mention that we did a token lap of the mountain. 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