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<\/a>So far so good<\/p><\/div>\n
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<\/a>Still looking good you two<\/p><\/div>\n
Rubbing One Out<\/strong> Will I tell them? Nuh.<\/p><\/div>\n The Knickerbocker<\/strong> Set Fazers to stun Mr Sulu.<\/p><\/div>\n Drinking<\/strong> I love beer. I love it more than anyone else in the whole world.<\/p><\/div>\n A Moonlit Stroll<\/strong><\/p>\n At some point after dinner we all agreed it would be a great idea to find somewhere we could have dessert. Off we went in orderly fashion and eventually stumbled on Alice’s Ice Cream Emporium. Look, despite the calories, the ice cream was just the perfect end to a lovely evening. Even Nige treated himself to a choc-mint which was very unlike him ” Scrounger, Gary, you blokes having one” He asked. Caught unawares Scrounger hastily replied “As soon as I rub one off mate “Gary immediately corrected him. “Out Scrounger. You rub them out, not off” “Allright, o.k. Off?, out?, Is that an important element to the procedure do you think? You know, whatever the procedure might be.” Looking tired Gary said ” Mate, it seems to me it would be and I don’t want to look stupid in front of your club president so let’s keep pretending we know what he’s talking about.” ” Agreed” said Scrounger.<\/p>\n Scrounger checking Wikipedia for Out or Off. Gary not sure either.<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n I love ice cream heaps more than Nige does.<\/p><\/div>\n Scrounger’s New Bike<\/strong>
\nAn expression that confused us all I think. On arrival at the Knickerbocker Pub we all agreed to wash some of the dirt and dust off before drinking. All except Nige of course. “Where you blokes goin’? Gonna rub one out are yers?” Now, I didn’t bring a blackboard along and I knew he knew that so I asked Keys what he meant. “Dunno Lucky but I hope it doesn’t take long because I could do with a beer.” Neither of us wanted to appear unworldly so we bluffed our way past Nige. “Yep I’m off to rub one out and I wont take long ’cause I’m pretty good at it” Said Keys with a false sense of confidence. ” Yeah I just rubbed one out then as a matter of fact” Added Lucky “And I’ll be rubbing them out all over the place later, you just wait and see” Nige gave us one of his head tilt looks and muttered “Pass”<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nActually well above our usual standards and reasonably priced. DD could hardly believe the advanced technology. “Hey fellas my room’s got air conditioning and <\/strong>television. It’s like living on the Starship Enterprise here. Hey, I spotted an elevator back there too so I might have a few goes on that. It’s a ripper”<\/p>\n<\/a>
\nThere was beer. There’s always beer. We drank some of it. It was delicious.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/a>
\nIt’s red and I think he bought it on the way to Maccas Thursday morning. Its probably sold by now. A pity because it went rather well. I look forward to his next one.<\/p>\n