{"id":4982,"date":"2012-01-04T23:48:28","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T13:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/?p=4982"},"modified":"2012-01-05T07:40:23","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T21:40:23","slug":"hell-freezes-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/?p=4982","title":{"rendered":"Hell Freezes Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Took delivery today of my nice, shiny new BMW GS Adventure. The speedo on this bike wins as it came with only 4kms on it.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, they are still ugly &#8230;.. Yes, they still have things hanging out the side &#8230;.. No, I didn&#8217;t buy any BMW branded clothing \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I still have the Ninja and the KLunkeR.<\/p>\n<p>No, I didn&#8217;t get a party &#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4983\" title=\"Adventure2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure2-420x315.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure2-420x315.jpg 420w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure2.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4984\" title=\"Adventure1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure1-420x315.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure1-420x315.jpg 420w, http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/Adventure1.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Took delivery today of my nice, shiny new BMW GS Adventure. The speedo on this bike wins as it came with only 4kms on it. Yes, they are still ugly &#8230;.. Yes, they still have things hanging out the side &#8230;.. No, I didn&#8217;t buy any BMW branded clothing \ud83d\ude09 Yes, I still have the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drivel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4982"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4986,"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions\/4986"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nige.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}